The King of Queens – Looking Back at Pope-a-palooza 2008

He came, he preached, he did nothing to convince us that the Catholic Church isn't...

On the Street: The Pope-ylactics Edition

Like the Pope, ANIMAL's street team—aka two girls from Craigslist—went to Yankee Stadium on...

'The Pope Was Here'

Wow, that papal skateboard contest must have been more effective than first imagined. It...

The Day in Pope: Good Friday!

The Pope hits town, immediately leaves American soil. |NYT| And then talks a bit about...

The Sketchy Pope

Not many can master an Etch A Sketch like this guy. With a few hundred...

The Holy Roman Ponstiff

Some say it's unfair to harp on the Catholic Church's child-abuse scandals when the Pope's...

Now Forming: the 9/11 Prayer Truth Movement

At 9:30 on Sunday morning, Pope Benedict XVI will visit the World Trade Center site...

Just Keep Yer Hands Where We Can See 'Em, Father

As we've discussed before, the Holy Father's visit is planned down to the minute, and...

Unholy Protest

When Pope Benedict XVI visited the Orthodox Christian stronghold of Mt. Athos -- a...

How to Crash the Papal Party

Couldn't get a ticket to the Pope's appearance at St. Patrick's Cathedral on Saturday?...

High Hopes for Pope Tropes

Right about right now, His Eminence is addressing the United Nations. Since we don't...

Day In Pope: Benedict Touches Victims of Sex Abuse

Pope decides boy-fucking is bad for the Catholic Church. |AFP| Bill Maher is a pussy,...

Papal Error

This image of a crashing Pope Benedict was submitted as part of some Fark.com Photoshop...

But Can He 50-50 Grind?

People get weird when a Pope comes to town. Take the Papal Skateboard contest, for...

Jumpstart His Holy Heart

Freedom may be a gift, as Pope Benedict XVI said on Wednesday. But so...

The Day in Pope: Happy 81st Birthday, Your Holiness!

Our President gushes, and so forth. |AFP| ABC News looks back at other, more attractive,...

A Most Peaceful Papal Protest

Ever wonder why the American left is in the shitter? Because soft-hearted hippies are too...

Holy Capitalism!

As every shitbag band from every shitbag town knows, no two-city tour is complete without...

Look the Papal Part

Not content to simply look at the Pope? Look like His Eminence with the DIY...

The Papal Coat of Harms

Even Catholics are largely unaware that each new Pope is responsible for creating his own...

Pope vs. Dalai Lama

Another global religious leader is visiting the U.S. right now. Those filthy anarchists in...

The Holy Father's D.C. Bachelor Pad

Here's the building that will host the papal slumber party tonight and the Pope's...

The Day In Pope: Taxing

Watching for political fallout from the Pope's visit |CNN| No time put aside for America's...

Fun with the Roman Missal: Harry Potter Edition

Once again, we refer to the official handbook of the Holy Father's visit to America,...

The Papal Bull Begins

Before you've had time to finalize today's happy hour plans, Pope Benedict XVI (nee Joseph...

The Audacity of Pope

"Apostolic Visit to the United States of America and to the Seat of the United...