Translated: "Hello down there!"
Beavertising! Ladies, does your pink stink? Is your poon tangy? Snapper fishy? (SORRY, x 3) If so, spread your legs and have a seat! Ad agency Grey in Stockholm, Sweden thought it would be a peachy keen idea to polybag fliers with samples for Lactacyd (sexy name!)—soap for down there—onto the seats of 10,000 women's bikes in a few of the country's major cities. You just can't sit anywhere these days without being advertised to. Grey claims that "9 out of 10 who received a sample on their saddle said they were going to try it." I highly doubt that data! Anyway, what other seatvertising opportunities are out there? Why not place brochures for the Philip's ballsack shaver on motorcycle seats? Preparation H ads on park benches? Colonoscopy reminders on subway seats? Beano bottle images on restaurant chairs? Penetrate those ad messages into every orifice of our lives!
|Image: Direct Daily|
Advertising, Copyranter, Lactacyd
by Copyranter on December 11, 2008
Comments (4)
Advertising, like sexual perversion, has no bottom.
Posted by vanderleun | December 11, 2008 5:54 PM
oh hell no. what about men and their nasty stinky ass balls? i don't see anything for stinky sweaty nut sacks!
Posted by shim3 | December 24, 2008 7:04 PM
I'm not a doctor but i play one on the internets and i can say without fear of contradiction this is just so wrong. Clearly the
ads should be on the bottom of the drool catch plate held under
supplicants chins when receiving the wafer of god in some churches. That's my considered fake doctors opinion and i'm sticking to it. Icky as it seems.
cheers.
Posted by Dr. Tettrazini | December 25, 2008 8:50 PM
Oh please. Just one more ad telling women they are not good enough and their bodies are disgusting. This is so sick.
Posted by Sam | January 10, 2009 12:41 PM