ADVERTISING
"Smoking In The Boardroom..."
Hey, every business team could use a young, well-groomed firestarter, right? Some of you will remember the first ad in this comical new NYC anti-drug phone kiosk campaign where no passersby would help a poor kid tie off his arm. Here, I'm assuming Junior Exec is chasing the white dragon, since crystal meth is again the only drug mentioned by name in that ridiculous copy block with three fucking phone numbers and 11 fucking logos that—I guarantee you—is being read by absolutely NO ONE. Anyway, I don't know about you all, but come 2-3 in the weekday pm...I'm ready for a couple of fucking hits of Tina. And the rest of those lame-ass team members—I'm talking to you, bearded douchebag—look like they're ripe for the pipe, too.
Photo: Copyranter himself (snapped in "The Heights")
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by Copyranter on August 5, 2008
Comments (2)
"For help with crystal meth..."? Why yes, I seem to have some trouble finding enough to fuel my habit. Perhaps I should give them a call - as that guy in the meeting seems to being having no trouble getting his fix.
Posted by Darren | August 5, 2008 12:33 PM
I like the punchline and supposedly important information gets progressively smaller suggesting to me the real ploy is to get people to look at the ad (not read it because who reads?) and say "Smoking meth at work? Fuck yes." This is like a recruitment poster to me. If it weren't for all the addicts out there, how would all the little sponsors stay in business?
Posted by James | August 5, 2008 1:43 PM