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Buygone Ad of the Week: Club Soda IS Sex
Also? It tingles when you stick your dick in it...Back in the Swingtown 70s, everybody was hornier and hairier and having sex with everyone and anything. As the copy on this Canada Dry ad reads: "The only thing better than a club soda that's full of life at the end of a party is a girl who's full of life at the end of a party." But what were you to do if all the chicks had splitzo, man? Hop into the shower, pour some ice cold bubbling club soda on your swizzle stick, think about Farrah Fawcett (or Lee Majors) and rub one out. Canada Dry Club Soda—turns any picnic into a dicknic!
Ad: via Vintage Advertising
-Copyranter
by ANIMAL on June 25, 2008
Comments (3)
Y'know, I'd never really considered the concept of quality in a club soda. It's fizzy water, so how much difference could there be?
That said, the model is making me thirsty. And a little bit horny. OK, a lot...
Posted by Ripley | June 25, 2008 1:15 PM
Since then we've learned that it's usually not the woman but the man - especially his equipment - quitting on you at the end of a party. Or quitting on you, which means end of party. Either way.
Posted by Rob | June 25, 2008 1:37 PM
Is that Maude Adams?
I just love a man with some scotch, a leather couch, and hardwood paneling.
Posted by Miss Havisham's Tea Party | June 25, 2008 2:40 PM