April 19, 2006

ADIMAL: Satan Sells

Copy (2) of DSC05625.JPG Jesus and Anderson Cooper are not the only ones making their appearances on 6-6-06. The anti-Christ himself, via 20th Century Fox of course, will also rear its ugly head this June.

Crappy Public Art: Metallic Tampons

crappy public art.JPG Amazing how some of these artists get grants and cash to create really crappy public art. No wonder people don't want their tax dollars spent on some of these projects. Would you want a 7ft Metallic tampon on your corner? At least they stuck it up in Central Park for the tourists to appreciate.

Public Sentiment: Talking to the Immigrants

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L Train Station, 14th and 1st

ADIMAL: When High, Drugs Are a Good Thing

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April 18, 2006

Drunk Immigrants Are Especially Funny

Immigrant Art

Copy of DSC05567.JPGBesides our reliance on them for food delivery, as pizza chefs, and when in Brooklyn, peeled orange vending, Mexican immigrants are also crucial in contributing to the artistic landscape of the city. Gems like this should be embraced. Open the floodgates and let these creative border crossers loose on every dirty city. Just watch them make something with nothing. "Mexican Pride" indeed.

Shut the Borders, Are You Fucking Crazy?

Yeah let's see your native ass in this outfit handing out flyers. Seriously people, immigrants really do do the shit that Americans won't. Not even NYC's homeless would do these jobs.
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WEEK IN CRAIG: Grand Slams

week in craig 128x128.jpgFor any newcomers to this column, you might not realize that there are few things in life that are on par with my love for the Yankees (those things being cats, pickles, Court TV, cunnilingus, American Idol, and Jesus…not necessarily in that order). But this week we’re putting all of those things aside...

by Amy Blair

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March 31, 2006

THE WEEK IN CRAIG: Nothing's for Free

week in craig 128x128.jpgI like free stuff just as much as the next lady, but I’m also realistic about what I can get without opening up my wallet. To illustrate my point, I have created a list of Important Things I Have Gotten For Free…
1. One From the Vault (Grateful Dead). In 1992 I stole this from Tower Records...

by Amy Blair

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WEEK IN CRAIG : KISS THIS, I'M IRISH!

week in craig 128 st paty1.jpgIf you’re anything like me, before this night is through you’ll probably find yourself wearing a pathetic skin-tight green tank top, walking around Midtown or some other such awful locale, eating corned beef, screaming the lyrics to a Pogues song while drinking no less than eighteen pints of Guinness...

by Amy Blair

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WEEK IN CRAIG: WAKING UP BABY

week in craig 128x128.jpgIt’s been six, long, lonely, agonizing, excruciating, unbearable weeks since I wrote my last Week In Craig for the Black Table. However, in anticipation of my extended “vacation,” I did the only sensible thing and ran straight downstairs and purchased $50 worth of weed and a grilled cheese sandwich from the Yemeni guy...

by AMY BLAIR

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