Nothing screams romance like… some STD real talk. That’s why in honor of Valentine’s Day, three Brooklyn hospitals will be providing free HIV and Hepatitis C testing services all week long. Yeah, baby.

Before heading over to your candle-lit dinner date on Thursday, bring your honey along for an intimate couples session at one of the health clinics, details provided on the NY Community Healthcare Network website. Or go solo and slip your results into that box of Belgian chocolates. Because that will really set the mood. Or ruin everything.