A thirteen-year-old amateur gardner in Chebarkul, Russia thought she had victory in the bag when she hauled in a gigantic cannabis plant, according to the Russian news. She grew it at home with the help of her proud and nifty parents “as a scientific experiment.” Unfortunately, her very earnest speech about the “25,000 items you can make from hemp” won’t bode well with the local authorities, and her parents will be visited by some goons with uniforms to see what else they’ve got growing over there.