Did you know that the Queen gets air-mounted by 16 to 17 dude-bees a day? Or that the drones only good for said mounting get thrown out to die in the winter? Oh my God, Isabella Rossellini is teaching me so much about bees!

Why, yes, that is the real Burt Shavitz of Maine’s Burt’s Bees who’s recruited Rossellini for a series of promos, reminiscent of the ones where she reenacted some nasty duck porn for you. It’s to save the bees! Because the bees are from Colony Collapse Disorder, it’s sad, it’s bad and you should plant some damn wildflower fields.