I’m sorry. So, Ultragrrrl a.k.a. Sarah Lewitinn made the perfect tote bag for everyone who has a good attitude about being very famous and/or very depressed.

Isn’t it perfect? “Hang in There.” Ian Curtis is the new cats.

I’m sorry. That pun is very morbid. On the other hand…

WHEN ROUTINE BITEZ HARD AN AMBISHUNS R LOW
AN RESENTMENT RIDEZ HIGH BUT EMOSHUNS WONT GROW
AN WERE CHANGIN R WAYS, TAKIN DIFFERENT ROADZ

DEN LUV, LUV WILL TEAR US APART, AGAIN
LUV, LUV WILL TEAR US APART, AGAIN

But I’m sorry, because they’re all sold out.

UPDATE: The pillow has rope trim. We’re all going to Hell.