There is still time to be cynical about the elections! Head over to the F.A.T. artist lab’s ever-handy guide to 3D printing these sculptural objects. 

It is important that you pick your favorite master debater and see who screws you the least; or most. To each their own. It is not our place to judge either way we might be fucked…

And it goes on like that. You don’t need the rest of the pitch, sensitive one. You get the point.