A balding brazen thief walked into Venus Over Manhattan Art Gallery, plucked Dali’s 1949 watercolor off the wall, shoved it into a big shopping bag and walked right out.

The snag took place right after a security guard helped the hotshot take a picture in front of the work. Apparently, the theif’s been casing the joint during the week and the police are involved or whatnot.

Just look at him strutting, full of pomp and deliberation. Ah, nah, man, we like Mark “I’m Sorry” Lugo so much better. He stole a lot more $’s worth of art, but he did it “for love.”