joslyn-james-tiger-miss-295x210 copy Wow, just when you thought you’d heard the last ridiculous Tiger Woods sex story, here come this one from today’s New York Post: Tiger knocked up porn star Joslyn James not once, but twice. And here I was thinking all along that porn actresses were on some sort of permanent birth control or something!

Reports the Post:

Joslyn James — star of such adult classics as “Big Breasted Nurses” and “My Sex Teacher #12″ — said her lengthy and steamy affair with Tiger Woods always involved unprotected sex.

Using protection “was never talked about,” the 34DD actress told “Inside Edition” in an interview that airs tonight. “It was never protected.”

James, 32, who carried on a torrid affair with Woods from 2006 to 2009, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis on June 18, 2007.

James said she aborted her next pregnancy close to the Feb. 8, 2009, birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel.

Woods was never told about either pregnancy, the skin-flick stunner said.

“I just didn’t want to ruin anything,” James said.

What a hopeless romantic!