Epic Beard Man Undergoing Mental Evaluation, Supporter Say No Charges Being Filed
A spokesman for the Alameda County Sheriff confirmed to the Oakland Tribune that street justice dispenser and internet meme Thomas Bruso aka Epic Beard Man was taken to a mental hospital to be evaluated after the now infamous bus beating. In related news, a gentleman who claims to be in contact with Vietnam Tom, says the brawler won’t be getting in any trouble regardless:
UPDATE: He speaks!
They better leave Epic Beard Man alone, he ain't crazed at all. He moved when wannabe thug got all in his business, proving he is no nut. He did try to cool out the situation, but Mr. Tough Guy just wouldn't let that happen. The 5-0 is just afraid of his retart strength and so should we all be. Can't people just be tired of taking bullshit from losers? – that is all I saw going on. Epic was just the first in the long line of people who are about to pull the enough is enough card, followed up by ' fly my plane into your building guy' today. And so it begins.
I do hope they press charges on the ladies who took his shit on camera. Even if the charge is for being plain stupid.
EBM in a criminal trial: I see judges like you and I slap the shit out of em!
Judge: I hold you in contempt!
EBM: (slaps the shit out of the judge.) Don't fuck with me!
I TOLD U NOT TO FUCK WITH ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOc-oHMb9E his interview video tells alot about the other guy on the bus. clearly doing max time now for parole violations.
Judge- Bring the ambulambs
Tom Bruso…an American hero. Hey YOUNGBLOODS who WASTE their lives whining and Moaning…..You all think you're so TOUGH and show NO respect to War Veterans and older people….but we're Tougher than you could EVER be…….
What's the other guy's name?
The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.
In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
Tried to get rid of his blues
By shining his Stacy Adam's shoes
To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.
When he got on the AC transit Bus
He encountered a racially toned fuss
Because a thug named Tyrone
Tried to pick at Tom's bone
When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.
Tyrone acted like his shit wasn't stinky
But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
Though Tom's conclusion was foregone
That it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
One of the hecklers yelled out "Say it again Pinky!"
Tom declared that he was 67 years old
That's when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
One of the women with no class
Yelled out "Beat his white ass"
Now here's where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!
Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
That's when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
When Tyrone's right hook came around
He got his ass beat to the ground
By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!
Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
It was a beat down instead of a fight!
Then Beard man got his shoes shined
By inserting them up Tyrone's behind
Then he decided to call it a night.
Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
The videographer who was freakin'
Cried aloud "Ohh He Leakin'!"
As Tyrone yelled out "Get da' Amber lamps!"
Here's a tip for any thuggish city sucker
Epic Beard Man can make y'alls ass pucker!
You'll be cryin' and moanin'
If you pick on a big bearded Roman
Who's shirt declares "I AM a Motherfucker!"
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Charles Ulysses Feney
Livingston, Montana