Celebritiy Twitter Strike Still not Motivating Fans to Give Money for AIDS
Did Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Alicia Keys, Kim Kardashian and others really expect their fans to be so devastated without their tweets and Facebook status updates, that they’d feel compelled to donate money the celebrities should have dished out in the first place? Today we checked Keep a Child Alive’s website and the little coffin graphic is only filled up with a little over $200,000, leaving them far short of their goal. At what point does someone pull the plug on this gimmicky stunt and just cover the remaining balance already? Also, this is sacrificing how exactly?
It's a little insulting that these chumps won't cough up their own change, after all they do feel so compelled to push the cause in their followers faces.
And hopefully they will shit up forever.
Darlene Davies: So you don't think they'll find some kind of virus, or germ?
Reverend John Hicks: No. Those creatures were demons, creatures of Satan inhabiting the bodies of our dead. And the demons are still loose in this world, and the dead must be spiked.
Darlene Davies: Spiked? I don't know what you mean.
Reverend John Hicks: Spiked, as the hands of Jesus were spiked to the cross! SPIKE the dead to prevent them from rising again before Judgment Day! All sinners must repent and the dead must be spiked! Heed the Word of the Lord, or the dead will rise again possessed by demons, and ye who are unclean shall be damned forever and ever in eternal fire!
I'm just sayin. TMZ would do it.
Do you think your better than TMZ?