It's that time of the year: Fashion Week NYC. Don't know if you’ve ever been under the tent but every few shows can actually be quite amusing. Besides making fun of all the fashion fagistas there are tons of half-naked hot model chicks swinging their hips, the shows only last max 10 minutes, and there are always the obligatory celebs to torment. So we have a very special treat for you. We just got our Heatherette passes for tonight's show and luckily for ya'll they're easily to duplicate. First thing you need is 8.5x11 Inkjet Canvas Paper. You can get it any Staples or Office Max. Next go to this link and download the image. Make sure you size it to 5x7 the actual size of the invite. Insert canvas paper, print and voilà you're good to go. You also might want to fray the edges a bit so it looks even more authentic. Now the key to making this bootleg work is confidence. Walk right up into the Bryant Park tents and give them your invite. Show starts at 9pm so you might want to get there by 8:30pm. If anyone even thinks about giving you any problems, tell 'em you were personally invited by PR pixie Aimee Phillips and you don't appreciate the attitude. We're sure both Richie and Traver would love to see ya there so don't disappoint them or us. Its probably the last time we'll ever get invited.