July 2006 Archives

July 31, 2006

Harlem Collapsing: Men At Work or Mother Nature?

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Harlem is collapsing all over the place. We’re still trying to figure out if it’s God or Man’s fault for some of the recent destruction. Two sites, one being a street, the other being a building, within earshot of each other both collapsed this weekend with little fanfare or even a blurb on NY1 news. After the jump we provide the pictures that make you question whether you’re looking at Harlem or Beirut.

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Survival of the Hippest: Kanye West Doesn't Care About Straight People

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If keeping up with all the new sneakers, Japanese toys, prints, and limited edition crap out there has become nearly impossible, welcome to Survival of the Hippest. It's the all purpose dump for the stuff you may never end up buying, always question it's purpose, but still find intriguing.

After the jump we continue to trend-hunt and cool-gather all the items that are sure to make you all the talk of Max Fish.

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New York Times Bombs Truck

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Is the New York Times trying to do a Time magazine-like marketing stunt of its own? Soho artist Stephen Powers, aka ESPO, was spotted spraypainting an iconic NYT 'T' on a truck in the LES last week. According to A-Ron the Don, proprietor of super cooler then cool website/brand/movement aNYthing*, "I caught Espo painting a truck for a project for the NY Times on Bowery & Delancey." Too lazy to do any kind of investigations of our own, we hope that someone will do the due diligence and figure out this mystery that raises several psuedo-important questions: What is the purpose of this guerrilla project? Is the NYT trying to attract a hipper (hipster) demographic? How long till Peter Vallone Jr. releases a statement condemning the Times? Does this mean that the NYT will now have to defend its turf since ESPO is basically being commissioned to paint over rival graffiti writers? Only the Grey Lady knows and we anxiously await her explanation.

Update: Gawker solves the case. Mr. Powers is indeed doing street cred marketing something for NYT's Style Magazine.

Update, Update: The image was not yet meant for publication and the NYT's editors are mad as hell that it got out. At the request of the photographer's rep and later the photographer himself, (who was not responsible for it leaking in the first place, blame the Downtown Don).

Update X 3: Here is the legal version .

*For more info on aNYthing read the more than 5000 words from this past weekend's NYT magazine here.

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PSA: Karl Kotas' Q&A


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KK (aka Karl Kotas), like every good artist, has a process. Of course his involves a mix of meditation and liquor, but these days it seems most creativity evolves from some level of imbibing. KK shows us some of his neo-Tiki imagery mixed with super colorful swaths of splattered paint and fascist symbols. KK keeps no secret about his disdain for fellow artist Mathew Barney although he appreciates the guy’s ability to con. He also sees the Louvre as an ‘art warehouse’ and once got a standing ovation from his creative writing class. KK agreed to answer all our questions and display some of his newest work for the whole world to enjoy.

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Good Morning, East Village II


BONUS FACT: It's our old buddy from Gridskipper.

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July 28, 2006

WEEK IN CRAIG: Electric Boogie


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By Amy Blair

I had so many activities planned for this summer – days spent frolicking at the beach (that’s right, I said “frolic”), weekends spent camping upstate, afternoons of biking and rollerblading, evenings of lazy margaritas on rooftops – and now here it is nearly August and my toes have yet to touch a single grain of sand, my bike and rollerblades have been collecting dust since last fall, margaritas have been few and far between (impossible!), and lord only knows where the tent is…

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July 27, 2006

When Graffiti Looks Good


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Even though we love graffiti we are reasonable enough to admit that it can really make certain buildings look like shit when not executed properly. Some of these graffiti ‘artists’ have terrible compositions, bad handstyles, and pick ugly color ways. But just as every snowflake is different so is every act of vandalism. Take this building in the Brooklyn Navy Yard for example. Supporter of aerosol or not, this just looks good. Whether it be the sheer size, straight lines coming off the letters, or the precision placement between the windows, there is something really cool looking about this wanton destruction. Plus the fact that it says ‘UPSKIRT’ gives it an edge that demands some sort of bonus points.

Campbell Brown's Dirty Little Secret

Sunny Today show sidekick Campbell Brown always appeared ready-made to be Matt Lauer's go-to gal, so it seemed odd she was passed over for Katie Couric's spot. However, after a close-up shot of her lower region during this morning's broadcast, we think we've found the culprit: The Whore Ankle Tat.

What could either be a boomerang (symbolic self-reflection about personal accomplisment and existence), a half moon (symbolic self-reflection on her tidal emotions), or a brown banana (symbolic self-reflection about past relationships with black dick), it's pretty obvious that this is may be the dealbreaker in her quest for morning show greatness.

Or, it could actually be just an ugly-ass birthmark. But Gorbachev smears on lady ankles also don't sit well with NBC brass. So, Campbell should start saving for laser surgery if she ever wants to fulfill her dream.

Nike 'Ethiopian' Editions Are Starving for Something

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Above are Nike's 'Ethiopian' edition sneakers. Besides the red stitching there is really not too much Ethiopian going on here at all. They could easily pass as US, France, Norway, Luxemburg or even Yugoslavia editions, but Ethiopia? We're still trying to figure out where the designers were going with these. Afterall, shouldn't there be some red, gold, and green slapped on these, a Lion of Judah, Haile Selassie's scepter, the Ark of the Covenant in Axum, something, anything, that has relevance to Ethiopia? Shit, even a small stylized UNICEF logo would have done the trick.

July 26, 2006

'Fuji' Tempts Water Virgins To Take A Taste

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Cause there's nothing more uncool then not getting your palette wet at least once in your life.

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Perry Farrell Proves To Be As Outdated As Subject He Covers


Ever wonder how the overused, exhausted, and now completely irrelevant 'Andre the Giant Has a Posse' phenomena started? Leave it up to rocker-turned-journalist Perry Farrell to uncover the influence behind the "Godfather of Street Art" (that's their title not ours) Shephard Fairey's only claim to fame that was definitely of interest for at least 15 minutes about a decade ago. If that clip wasn't enough to satisfy your deep yearning for "street art," here's part 2.

via Wooster Collective

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MOMA-PLEX

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At first glance this sounded like a great idea:

A new public art installation will turn the facades of the Museum of Modern Art into an outdoor movie theater of sorts next winter, with the images large enough to be seen from the street, museum and city officials announced yesterday.
Until we realized it will run in the absolute dead of winter:
The work will be up from Jan. 16 through Feb. 12, shown from dusk until 10 p.m.
Note to curator: Not even tourists from Scandinavia are gonna brave the elements to watch artist Doug Aitken's 15-20 minute movies, a seemingly long time in the frigidity of a NYC winter.

ART OF THE REEL: MOMA'S MOVIE 'MULTIPLEX' PLAN NY Post

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July 25, 2006

Breaking: Fox News Joins War Against Hezbollah


The Newshounds had a great item today about how Fox News has officially been warned by Hezbollah to stop reporting locations of Katyusha rocket launchers. Hezbollah officials accused the "fair and balanced" news sleuths of aiding Israel by reporting too much information about direction and postions of outgoing rocket fire. It may have been Fox News' boyface reporter Bill Hemmer who got Hezbolla all up in arms based on a report he gave earlier in the day as show in the video above. After the jump we present an excerpt of Bill's explosive report:

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UFO Lands On Truck

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spotted on 1st ave and 14th street

See more vandalized trucks here.

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Lupe's Fiasco

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Word to the wise: If you're going to take allot of money to rep a sneaker company and be in their ads, the last thing you should be doing is performing at an event for the competition. Now enter rapper-skater-Muslimist Lupe Fiasco who did just that very thing last week in NYC. After the jump, read why Reebok is in an uproar.

July 24, 2006

The Hipster's Version of the Daily Candy

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It was only a matter of time that someone would capitalize off of the Daily Candy's increasing irrelevance and launch some competition. Cool spotting website, Being Hunted, just launched a new section stricly for the ladies: A Girls Life. It will specifically cater to trend loving women and attempt to help solve all the fashionista grumblings and forward thinking make-up choices a hip young lady could ever have. And while it may not bombard you daily (yet) it will be updated regularly. Plus for the guys dating these cool girls, this is their newfound online bible come birthdays and other female mandated holidays. A Girls Life may actually bring the trendy men and women that much closer.

A Girls Life, vol.1

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Survival of the Hippest: The More Limited The Better

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If keeping up with all the new sneakers, Japanese toys, prints, and limited edition crap out there has become nearly impossible, welcome to Survival of the Hippest: the all purpose dump for the stuff you may never end up buying, always question it's purpose, but still find intriguing.

After the jump we bring all sorts of niche necessities that will help you stay fluent and keep you ridicule free when traversing below Stanton St.

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PSA: ANIMAL Q&A with J. Ivcevich, "Cultural Bricolager"


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J. Ivcevich is one of those artists that is so talented that he doesn’t need to tell you his first name. The “J.” stands alone all by itself. He was born in Indiana but has relocated to the industrial paradises of Brooklyn. He creates his art using digital images mixed with paint and resin (no not the residue in the bong). His recreations of graffiti, gas pumps, and barbed wire are just sublime. He uses big words to describe his work like “cultural bricolage.” For the more layman among you, "bricolage" means "DIY." And he doesn’t stop there, J. describes his process as a “juxtapostion blender,“ declaring, “Images of rural pastures, urban deterioration, mid-American mediocrity, rusting industrial artifacts, and isolated trailer park splendor all get thrown in the juxtaposition blender.” He agreed to answer all our questions and show us "bricolage" in action.

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Good Morning, Manhattan Bridge!

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July 21, 2006

WEEK IN CRAIG: The Batshit Roommate Convention

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By Amy Blair

It was a few minutes before 5:00am and we had been asleep for about four hours when someone pressed the apartment buzzer on the door downstairs…and didn’t let go. The caliber of sound was so constant and intense that my sleep-addled brain immediately jumped to the obvious conclusion that we were under a terrorist attack or that the aliens had finally come down to take us all and that I was about to be probed in a really unfortunate way. I immediately started crying. My quick-thinking boyfriend, on the other hand, seemed to better grasp what was going on and went to the hallway intercom mumbling that some douchebag was apparently leaning on our buzzer. He hit the talk button and angrily inquired whether someone was down there. After a few moments of silence came the chilling response, “I am coming up there and I am going to murder that motherfucking French roommate of yours.”

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July 20, 2006

Time To Kickstart Some New Creative

PID_112123_120x600.jpgThis new banner ad (spotted on Jossip.com) for T Mobile's Sidekick 3 makes no sense to us. What the hell do white boys forming human ladders and doing graffiti have to do with T Mobile's newest piece of celluar gadgetry. Maybe they saw this as a great opportunity to "kick it" with that coveted and influential "urban" demographic, and figured they could "be down" if they start using some "cool" graphics (or at least that's what their creative agency sold them on).

Now, in all fairnes, its not nearly as bad as what Sony, Hummer, Axe, or BBDO West have done, at least T Mobile is only executing it virtually, but it is rather obnoxious in its own right. And we haven't gotten to the website which is a train wreck all its own complete with slow loading flash, a boring interface, and even more usurping of "youth culture." Don't believe us, well, then click through and Kickstart Your Own Party!

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July 19, 2006

Cocktails With Kimora, Buy A Hot Lil Kim

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Lil Kim, NYC / 2000 / Ronnie Wright / Photograph, 16" x 20" / Estimated Retail Value: $600 / Starting Bid: $300 / Lot number: 48

If you're feeling philanthropic at the end of the month, finally need to escape the heat baking effects of the city, or just looking for some good art (or a momento of when Lil Kim was hot) check out Rush Arts Gallery's Art For Life silent auction. All the work is catalogued online and most bids start at about $300. Hosted by Kimora Lee Simmons, the live auction will take place in the East Hamptons on Saturday the 29th with bidding starting at 6pm. But if that treacherous Beach traffic is just too debiltating and you've already seen enough of Jason Binn this summer, you can still sit back, relax, and download this form and bid by phone without even leaving your apartment.

More of the art to look for after the jump, including a map imagining a world without America and a photo of Kimora being seduced by Oscar de la Renta.

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July 17, 2006

Survival of the Hippest: Burn Your Brands!

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If keeping up with all the new sneakers, Japanese toys, prints, and limited edition crap out there has become nearly impossible. Welcome to Survival of the Hippest.: the all purpose dump for the stuff you'll never end up buying, always question it's purpose, but still find intriguing.

After the jump, embrace the cool hunting madness that will help you keep your LES membership for at least another 3 months. And remember: art supplants frivolity in many different ways. Kind of.

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PSA: John Sharifi Q&A


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Artist John Sharifi is a painter. He loves: museums that serve good coffee, women, and blind owls. More of a peaceful artisan he wouldn’t bother destroying anyone else’s art since it takes too much energy or give them any kind of publicity. John also thinks that NY’ers are actually really nice and wants to give props to the Italian soccer team in this year’s World Cup. John agreed to answer all our questions and showcase some of his newest creations.

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Good Morning, Greenpoint!

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July 14, 2006

Public Sentiment: In Allah We Trust?

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Ad Agency Hates Graffiti Unless It's Name of Sister Agency

Mega ad agency BBDO (West) just did an anti-graffiti project, pro-bono, to support the San Francisco Mayor's graffiti abatement campaign.

Marketing wise, the ads are way to unrealistic and heavy handed to really make any impact. Equating interior private space to outdoor public space is comparing apples to orange juice and too obnoxious of a starting point for debate. Not to mention, the graffiti in the house actually looks kind of interesting, a cool mix of and high and low culture. This could totally be in an avant garde beach house in West Hampton.

But the real comedy is what does this mean for BBDO's Romanian division, Graffiti/BBDO. Yes that's their actual name. And graffiti pretty much means the same thing in Romania as it does in San Francisco.

Equally ironic, is the high probability that some of the art directors and even more of the designers over there in BBDO West are surely messing with spraypaint, markers or printing posters (for wheatpasting) with the company's fiery printers when their not designing power point decks or mocking up logo scapes for clients.

So moral of the story is, its ok to use graffiti for street cred, to give an agency some edge, or to brand a European division, but otherwise its a scourge.

BBDO West Launches Anti-Graffiti, Zoo Pro-Bono Work
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Art Vandals Make Cake for the Summer

Wooster Collective has a great story today about Thundercut, the pair responsible for altering NYC's traffic signals with their infamous, precisely cut street "walkers." In addition to beautifying the city's pedestrian signals, they've also decided to open up a Strawberry Shortcake stand on Coney Island's boardwalk. How freaking random is that? That alone deserves some sort of creative something or other award.

Being the good artists they are, they also started a blog that has pictures of even more artists creating a much needed clusterfuck of cake and art for the struggling-to-revive Coney Island movement.

Thundercut Hits The Kitchen... and Coney Island Wooster Collective

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WEEK IN CRAIG: The Drunk Tank

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By Amy Blair

Getting drunk, plain and simple, is good, clean fun. When I would get drunk when I was younger I used to enjoy such innocent activities as dancing with transvestites at after-hours clubs, doing drugs on strangers’ roof decks whom I just met, and finding innovative new ways of getting laid. Now I lean more towards such drunken activities as watching Metal Mania from the comfort of my own couch, trying to stay awake, and shooting cans with BB guns (it’s all very Ted Nugent these days). But as I have proven time and again, no matter what you do, getting drunk is always a good time, and nothing can take that away.

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July 12, 2006

Art Safari: Prayer Helmet in Brooklyn

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Good thing most galleries are located on the coasts because the God loving citenzry of the Midwest would flock to this. An official prayer helmet meant to magnify any spiritual discoure with your savior. Go try it on in Bushwick, BK. We-Make-Money-Not-Art

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Finally some good pacifist art. To protest their country's involvement with the US-led war in Iraq, Danish arists knitted a fabulous pink throw that fits a tank quite nicely. Wooster Collective

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Video art never gets enough love. This video, Tale of How, is magnificently weird. Watch as these duck like creatures are ravaged by a sea monster like creature in a mind altering surreal tripscape. Drugs not even needed. Drawn

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The hipster how-to oil paint, step by step by step by step. Fecal Face

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Mr. Crack Tells Most of NYC It's Al Qaeda

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Drugs, both legal and illegal, are prolific in the big city. Everyone's using 'em: school kids, bike messengers, hipsters, Wall streeters and other white collar professionals, taxi drivers, little old ladies defrauding Medicaid, and definitely bloggers and writers.

That adds up to quite a sum. Ever wonder where all those patriotic dollars end up? Could that next bag of bumps, cube of weed, or hell, prescription drugs from a doctor, be actually financing a dirty bomb in NYC?

Sound unlikely? Mr. Crack thinks not. If you use drugs you're a terrorist supporter period! Parked in Harlem, although certain to come make its rounds to a neighborhood near you, is Mr. Crack's propaganda van. It's totally tricked out with trippy illustrations, ample American flags, and of course potent slogans to remind the good people of NY that their drug habits are the main reason for terror camps.

After the jump, see more of the Van that thinks you’re Osama's henchman.

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July 10, 2006

When Street Art Mimicks Real Life

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NYC Building Collapses In Smoky Fire CBS
Gas Explosion Blamed for N.Y. Building Collapse NYT
Police Probe Role Of Owner In East Side Building Explosion NY1
Building Explodes and Collapses in NYC 1010WINS

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Survival of the Hippest: Nike's Hemp Force

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If keeping up with all the new sneakers, Japanese toys, prints, and limited edition crap out there has become nearly impossible welcome to Survival of the Hippest. We cool hunt-and-gather all the crap you could ever want so that you may never be on the wrong end of a scowl or inside joke when traversing the Lower East Side. Be forever prepared and tucked in:

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Nike releases some new Court Force high tops, this time in our favorite material: hemp! Hypebeast

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Vinyl toy master Bounty Hunter designs some dope ass chronic green t-shirts. Supertouch

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Ironically, Fab5 Freddy may be the only person on earth who can pull of wearing these. Puma Clydes- Yo MTV Rap collabo. Colette

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Vintage Graffiti: 'We Are the Kings of the 3 Yard'

The tag above, dated 1984, the year in subway history when the MTA decided to pull any trains from service that were defaced (bonus fact: Also the year that Bernard Goetz shot 4 teenagers on a subway train), was spotted next to the 3 Train Yard on 145 St. Its hard to make out some of the names, but one of these kings was for sure graffiti legend BLADE. Some photos of the trains he smashed here.

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PSA: Robyn Lee Altman Wants Her Art Back and a Q&A


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ANIMAL brings you emerging artiste Robyn Lee Altman. She is currently living in Los Angeles and working for NBC. She still finds time though to do her art and all sorts of California-sounding things.

However, even with all the sand and sun, Robyn has got a major bone to pick. She submitted her artwork to a coffee shop in Beverly Hills called the Lazy Daisy Café. They recently switched owners and the new owners now claim the works is theirs. When she went down to the shop to get her artwork they called the cops and now she’s trying to win it back in civil court.

Why not be a good sport, and give that Lazy Daisy a call: 310 859 1111. Tell ‘em to give back Robyn’s art. Read the Q&A we did with her.

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Good Morning, Times Square II

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July 7, 2006

Public Sentiment: 'God Don't Lake Gay'


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WEEK IN CRAIG: Blow Out the Candles Then Kill Me


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By Amy Blair

This Sunday I will be celebrating my 29th birthday. And because I am shallow and boring I am slightly panicking that I have only one year left to complete everything that I wanted to accomplish before turning thirty. However, when I really sat down and tried to figure out just what it was that I wanted to achieve in my twenties, I realized that either I truly am the least driven human being on the planet or I actually have done most things that I wanted to do (yet to be determined). Either way, here are the top three things I would like to complete before turning thirty. I’ve got one year left. Time me!

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July 6, 2006

Methmouth to the Madness


Sneakily and with little fanfare or major publicity, the Bush Administration has declared a new war, this time on methamphetamine. With new full-scale laws about distribution, transport, and other tactical legalities that'll make it just that much harder to get a damn bottle of Sudafed in this country forever. Even the Patriot Act is invoked in this new initiative:

The “Combat Methamphetamine Act” contained in the USA PATRIOT Act reauthorization legislation makes certain drugs used in manufacturing methamphetamines “scheduled listed chemical products” harder to obtain in unlimited quantities and easier for law enforcement to track.
And, of course, there's also a new way to reach the kids: a slick, ominous-looking website with some new-age horror movie overtones (Think "Hostel," "The Ring," "Consumerist") and quirky in-yo-face! facts that'll surely resonate with the disaffected youth of the Midwest living in broom closets and surviving on a steady diet of kitty litter and Capri Sun. But if tricked-out Java script design photos of rotting mouths and catchy messages like "Got Meth?" don't convince impressionable youth to stay sober, then a mock, ironic magazine cover will surely do the trick. Who knew the Administration was so subversive?

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July 5, 2006

I Am Valuable But Not Valued

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Clearly written by a recently disposed Gawker media serf taking out their frustrations about the cruel realities of the Denton oligarchy. Or it's just some drunk guy recently dumped by his girlfriend.

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Curb Your Animals or Send Them Blindly Hurling Towards Death


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There are plenty of ways to let a neighbor know their pets are causing a problem, but we always believe it's best to take the more direct approach. It's possible that this concerned tenant is merely suggesting the cat's waste be thrown "down the chute," but a small possibility, if that. In fact, it should be a new law that all animals no bigger than a toaster are held to such high standards as well: if they cannot control their odorous waste, then they face disposal by laundry chute. It'll be much more effective than rubbing their noses in a urine-stained carpet.

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