ANIMAL Takes a Bite Out the Apple
This is the most sought after card amongst NYC's geekiest. It was swiped off an obscure security desk using the old "Is this the check in for press?" story. Of course it wasn't, so when the guard turned his head for a second to make a call on the radio to inquire, the card was snatched. This magical pass allowed the ANIMAL immediate and unfettered access to one of the most hyphed up and security heavy techno events in recent NYC history, the grand opening of the new Apple store on 58th and 5th this past Friday night. Funny enough, it not only worked the night of, but is still a great way to bypass the obnoxiously long line.
ROAR and see ANIMAL's guerrilla marketing and paparazzi at work.
Being able to bypass 10,000 people and a ring of security certainly has its privliges. Like getting in by 6:10PM and changing all the internet settings to animalnewyork.com on as many computers as possible. We went in and changed the internet settings in Safari so that the ANIMAL website would pop up each time a curious onlooker came by to test the computers. And that's just what alot of people did, you would think they never saw the internet before.
This guy certainly appreciated it.
Yes, it's what's her name from Saved By the Bell.
Like being greeted by St. Peter himself at the gates of Heaven.
Wait, no goodie bags for the press?
Apple computers, Yea Mon!
The Misshapes have infiltrated every occupation in the entire city at this point.
This don't look like celebrity poker.
Can you believe I get paid to act high?
Hurry up, this kid is getting too close to our personal space.
Thank god there are people actually buying shit.
Weirdo's "I support the Irish" line works everytime.
So Bucky used it too, and sure enough it does.
Definitely a news fag, just forget which channel.
We're very sorry but you are not getting free Ipods.
She just loves running her mouth.
Weirdo's Irish line didn't work with Jobs, so he resorts to other tactics.
Ok, but I'm not as Queer-Eyed as that guy behind me.
The urinal at the center of the nerd universe.
